If Your Nightly News Covered the Silmarillion

Author: erunyauve

Nominator: unknown

2004 Award Category: Genres: Humor: Parody

Story Type: Other Fiction  ✧  Length: unknown

Rating: PG  ✧  Reason for Rating: N/A

Summary: In tonight's news: the Havens erupt in violence, Ivrin gets a superboost, and Eeries move north. The MESI takes a dive, and we'll have Olorin with sports and Cirdan with weather.'

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Review scores are not available for 2004.

Reviewed by: Larian Elensar  ✧  Score: N/A

Very creative. I liked Celeborn's report best I think!

Reviewed by: Dwimordene  ✧  Score: N/A


Reviewed by: Thundera Tiger  ✧  Score: N/A

I would be highly interested in watching "Seven Half-Elven Brides for Seven Mirkwood Brothers," though if Mary Sue gets title credits, I may reconsider. Loved the idea that Morgoth stole some of Turgon's players to create the Angband franchise. Very wry sense of humor going on here.

Reviewed by: Christine  ✧  Score: N/A

Absolutely hilarious! I started off with a snicker and then ended up laughing so hard. What an ingenious idea. This author is extremely creative and I had a great time reading the nightly news regarding the Silmarillion. Now I hope there will someday be Hobbit and Lord of the Rings editions.

Reviewed by: Ainaechoiriel  ✧  Score: N/A

This was really quite funny. I love a good parody/satire like this. Very entertaining. Thank you.