Stop That, You'll Only Hurt Yourselves

Author: AlexCat/Larian Elensar CoAuthors

Nominator: unknown

2004 Award Category: Genres: Humor

Story Type: Other Fiction  ✧  Length: unknown

Rating: R  ✧  Reason for Rating: implies sex, slash

Summary: The elflords find all sorts of trouble when they go in search of another drink.

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Review scores are not available for 2004.

Reviewed by: Viv  ✧  Score: N/A

First, this has to be one of the most suggestive and amusing fic titles in the whole of ficdom. And the blinding nonsense of shouting in all-caps a phrase like "AND BE QUIET!" is worth a chuckle in itself. Other than that: wild romp of a story; most enjoyable.

Reviewed by: Mirasaui  ✧  Score: N/A

What can I say - the humour is corny, bawdy and the elf-lords drunk as skunks and into trouble. From Celeborn's famous flask to Thranduil's sword and hints of Oliphants, the company of four is rip-roaringly funny. Add sunburn, poison ivy, scorched eyebrows, trees that look like Mithrandir (over and over), a circular journey and a sly Haldir, and you get four crazy elflords will never live their adventure down