My Eyes! My Eyes!

Author: Alassante

Nominator: Robinka

2006 Award Category: Genres: Humor: Fixed-Length Ficlet

Story Type: Fixed-Length Ficlet  ✧  Length: True Drabble

Rating: PG-13  ✧  Reason for Rating: male nudity

Summary: A young Arwen spies on an ellon.

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Reviewed by: Rhapsody  ✧  Score: 6

Hehehe, no need for hiding from the [PMF=Pervy Men Fanciers] Alassante. What a gorgeous visual of Glorfindel here. Yum! What a treat for the reader, so incredibly sensual and evocative. Arwen's reaction is just so fantastic: her eyes are so fixed on the elf, watching every move he makes and then... so well timed. That one glance that changed her fate and that of Aragorn *grins* [‘If all ellyn are that big, I will wait and find a Man.’] Teehee!! Too bad we won't get Glorfindel's response to that. I would have loved to hear his answer and how he would have acted upon it (I am at least very curious what he would have done). *grin* Also, I hope Aragorn doesn't find out, that won't do any wonders to his sexual self esteeme, although, we all know the saying about size doesn't matter, but who's gonna explain that to her? Delightfuflly naughty and written with humour: simply wonderful.

Reviewed by: Robinka  ✧  Score: 4

I couldn't stop laughing after reading this drabble for the first time and I can say that I'm still giggling now, after I read it again. What a way to present Glorfindel's masculinity and Arwen's curiosity and confusion. This story was utterly funny. I really marveled at your portrayal of Glorfindel; it was very sensuous and beautifully descriptive. Wonderful imagery! But the last line! I love it. It was delightfully impish and very meaningful. A great read!

Reviewed by: LydiaB  ✧  Score: 3

What! Is she mad? There'll come a day when she'll learn not to complain about such things. This little scene had me laughing out loud. I do feel rather sorry for Aragorn, but as I'm a pervy elf fancier, you're quite safe from me.

Reviewed by: couchbroccoli  ✧  Score: 3

That is an absolute riot! Even knowing it was short you managed to suck me in like a steamy romance novel only to pull the rug out from under me. Nice. I guess once you've gone Noldo you never go

Reviewed by: Larner  ✧  Score: 3

Apparently young Elven ladies are as prone to take a good look when the opportunity presents itself as the young Elven lords. Our dear Arwen--a voyeur? I found myself with a raised brow and a chuckle.

Reviewed by: Nienor Niniel  ✧  Score: 2

A funny little scene that gives the ultimate explanation for Arwen's choice of husband. Although I am not entirely sure that Tolkien would approve of it...

Reviewed by: Elen Kortirion  ✧  Score: 2

Well done, that made me laugh out loud. And I like the idea that the ethereal Lady Arwen has as much of an urge to squeeze a choice pair of buttocks as the rest of us have! *g*

Reviewed by: elliska  ✧  Score: 1

Hehehe! Hilarious look at why Arwen chose a man!

Reviewed by: Marta  ✧  Score: 1

Now that *does* explain a lot! Nice, cute glimpse of Arwen.

Reviewed by: Gandalfs apprentice  ✧  Score: 1

Very funny. As a pervy Dunedain fancier, I see it the other way around. Each to her own!

Reviewed by: Dreamflower  ✧  Score: 1

Very funny! Arwen as a curious peeping-elleth.