Snorg: Letters from Mordor

Author: viv

Nominator: unknown

2004 Award Category: Races: Orcs

Story Type: Other Fiction  ✧  Length: unknown

Rating: PG  ✧  Reason for Rating: too many exclamation points and parenthetical asides; gratuitous

Summary: Ambitious young orc torturer learns Dark Lord's deepest secret.

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Review scores are not available for 2004.

Reviewed by: Dwimordene  ✧  Score: N/A

Ok, this got a chuckle from me. Sauron with nail polish-yes, scarred for life by this image. Assorted grunts and kisses in your direction-Dwim

Reviewed by: Ainaechoiriel  ✧  Score: N/A

This could have fit happily in the humor category, but I'm glad it's here. It's cute, with no attempt to be overly serious. And what a surprise there at the end!

Reviewed by: sos8n  ✧  Score: N/A

I always knew about the witch kings' obsession with mirkwood soap operas, but Sauron? the dark lord with such a sordid foofy secret? the horror. Very funny letters..could have easily been longer though.