Song fight at the Swan and Cygnet Saloon
2004 Award Category: Times: The Lord of the Rings: Poetry
Story Type: Poetry ✧ Length: unknown
Rating: R ✧ Reason for Rating: N/A
Summary: The story of how a couple of archers, Bard and Legolas, resolved a gambling argument, mellowed out some Orcs, and named a new tavern drink in the process.
Review scores are not available for 2004.
Reviewed by: Ainaechoiriel ✧ Score: N/A
Entertaining poem there! I'm absolutely certain Legolas's song was better, and what a wonderful person he is, to give the prize to Bard.
Reviewed by: Dwimordene ✧ Score: N/A
This poem inevitably makes me think of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"-it's about a singing duel between Bard and Legolas to settle a contested wager, with the "Orkestra" waiting about to take out the loser. Clever in its word play, irreverent, and just down right funny-if you have a sense of humor, you will laugh.