Answering Machines of Middle Earth

Author: Lindelea

Nominator: unknown

2004 Award Category: Times: The Lord of the Rings

Story Type: Other Fiction  ✧  Length: unknown

Rating: G  ✧  Reason for Rating: N/A

Summary: If they had answering machines and voice mail in Middle-earth, what would you hear?

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Review scores are not available for 2004.

Reviewed by: Thundera Tiger  ✧  Score: N/A

Oh dear. I laughed far more than is healthy during this fic. I think one of my favorite "phone options" were the changed options for Orthanc, particularly the one that instructs you to hang up and call 911 if you are in a battle. Though the Ringwraith reporting transportation problems was pretty good, too…

Reviewed by: Rosie the Hobbit  ✧  Score: N/A

These were hysterical! Sauron's option for a ringwraith with transportation problems was probably my favorite. Very funny.

Reviewed by: Marigold Cotton  ✧  Score: N/A

Once again Lindelea uses her wit and has written a delightfully funny story! There are a few stories of this genre out there, but this is by far the best that I have ever read!