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Msg# 1810

Humor Check Ballot #3 Posted by Ainaechoiriel June 23, 2004 - 23:09:24 Topic ID# 1810
Humor
Check Ballot #3

Please check Check Ballots over carefully so that we can correct any
mistakes before the official ballot is released.



Alternate Universe
HuA1: Legolas and the Stanley Cup by Bubbles
URL: http://www.geocities.com/sotto-voce/stanleycup.html
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: After helping to rid Middle-Earth of evil, Legolas, already
lead-singer of popular band, Elf-Head, decided to try a year in the NHL.
And what a year it was!

Alternate Universe
HuA2: No Living Man by Elana
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=1672&cid=6920
Rating: PG mild violence
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: In which the Witch King realizes, that for an inhabitant of Middle
Earth, the knowledge that no living man can harm you is no reason to get
cocky.

Alternate Universe
HuA3: Slightly Muddled by Lindelea
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1305498
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Fondly dedicated to all those of us who've included American slang
in our efforts all unwitting...

Alternate Universe
HuA4: The Fanfic Lounge: The Lord of the Rings by CNell
URL: http://www.henneth-annun.net/stories/chapter.cfm?STID=339
Rating: PG
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: The members of the Fellowship (along with two special guest stars)
must find a way to keep the world of fanfiction from being overwhelmed by
LoTR stories.

Alternate Universe
HuA5: The Fanfic Lounge: The Two Towers by Cnell
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1252035
Rating: PG
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Mary Sue attacks, Angst!Frodo, gender switching, horse stampedes -
and this is just what happens before lunch.

Alternate Universe
HuA6: The Story of Legolas and Enoreth by Cnell
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=906316
Rating: PG-13 violence
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Can Legolas get through this twisted fairy tale without losing his
sanity? This story will make heaps more sense if you've first read "The
Fanfic Lounge: The Lord of the Rings." Or you can just read this one and
revel in the confusion.

Alternate Universe
HuA7: T'was the Night Before Helm's Deep by Erin's Daughter
URL: http://www.henneth-annun.net/stories/chapter.cfm?STID=2189
Rating: PG some violence; death scene; language
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: The usual pre-shift meeting at the Barad-dur Interrogations
division includes a reflection on past successes (and the odd failure!), an
irrational dislike of a certain Ranger and a visit from an important
black-robed personage.... AU.

Parody
HuP1: A Maiden from a Distant World by Cnell
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=802004
Rating: PG-13
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: A modern-day girl is dropped into Middle-earth. How will the
Fellowship react?

Parody
HuP2: Boromir: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Theresa Green
URL: http://www.henneth-annun.net/stories/chapter.cfm?STID=2366
Rating: PG-13
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Worried about the care and maintenance of your Man of Gondor? Then
look no further! This comprehensive handbook will answer all your questions,
plus a few others that you wouldn't have thought to ask!' (author's summary)

Parody
HuP3: Debbie Does the Fellowship by Gypsie Rose
URL: http://www.scribeoz.com/fanfic/story.php?no=177
Rating: PG-13 sexual innuendo (lots)
Romance Partners: Debbie/everybody
Summary: An over-the-top Parody Sue story, where Debbie bags *all* the cute
guys.

Parody
HuP4: If Your Nightly News Covered the Silmarillion by erunyauve
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=845927
Rating: PG
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: In tonight's news: the Havens erupt in violence, Ivrin gets a
superboost, and Eeries move north. The MESI takes a dive, and we'll have
Olorin with sports and Cirdan with weather.'

Parody
HuP5: Mairisuweniel Does Minas Tirith by Viv
URL: http://www.scribeoz.com/fanfic/story.php?no=85
Rating: PG
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Mairisuewifieth is driving Aragorn bonkers, so he seeks the help of
the one creature who can resist her lures. Gimli, of course.

Parody
HuP6: Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=536905
Rating: PG violence
Romance Partners: Legolas/f (against his will)
Summary: Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn
her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you
up.

Parody
HuP7: The Gondolin Guinness by Earonn
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1625301
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: A story about the finest Irish Pub in the Hidden City, featuring
Turgon, Maeglin, Gothmog, Idril the stroppy barmaid and others.

Parody
HuP8: The Return of the King by Cirdan
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1210165
Rating: PG-13
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: The King who returns is not the King you think.

Romance
HuR1: Home for the Holidays by Elladan son of Elrond by Claudi007
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1144968
Rating: PG-13 adult humor
Romance Partners: Elladan/Erestor, among others
Summary: Having recovered from his summer, Elladan returns to Rivendell just
in time to meet up with the Fellowship of the Ring.

Romance
HuR2: How I Spent My Summer Vacation by Claudi007
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=966953
Rating: PG-13 adult humor
Romance Partners: Elladan/Erestor, among others
Summary: Elladan's Summer in Rivendell. Legolas shows up, Glorfindel and
Erestor get all weird, and zaniness ensues.

Romance
HuR3: I'm WHAT? by Ellbee
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1282382
Rating: PG-13 suggestiveness; references to mpreg
Romance Partners: Legolas/Aragorn
Summary: Nine months in the life of Legolas, Bridget-style. You COULD call
this a sort of homage to all those MPREG stories out there.

Romance
HuR4: Mother of the Year by Alexcat
URL:
http://www.ofelvesandmen.com/Stories/A/Alex/LOTR/I_P/M/MotherOfTheYear.htm
Rating: R sexual situations; mpreg
Romance Partners: Erestor/Glorfindel
Summary: Someone becomes a mommy...er daddy ... hmmm mommy.

Romance
HuR5: My Hairy Prisoner by BittenBuggy
URL: http://www.scribeoz.com/fanfic/story.php?no=611
Rating: PG-13 sexual references
Romance Partners: Legolas/f
Summary: Legolas finally discovers his fetish.

Romance
HuR6: Sunshine and Ivy by Alexcat
URL:
http://www.ofelvesandmen.com/Stories/A/Alex/LOTR/Q_Z/S/SunshineAndIvy.htm
Rating: R sexuality
Romance Partners: Celeborn/Haldir; Celeborn/Galadriel
Summary: Making love outdoors LOOKS like fun.

Romance
HuR7: The Conversation by sheraiah
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1404704
Rating: PG-13 candid conversation about relationships
Romance Partners: Elrond/Celebrian; Thranduil/OFC
Summary: Thranduil and Elrond drink a lot and try to outdo each other in
tales of erotic adventure - unaware that their offspring are listening.

Hu1: Dance With Me by Jenolas
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1636973
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Legolas is rescued from an unwanted situation by someone he least
expects.

Hu2: Experiment Gone.Right? by Viv
URL: http://www.scribeoz.com/fanfic/story.php?no=122
Rating: PG
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Obsessed fangirl beams canon character to her bedroom... with
interesting results.

Hu3: Fashion Statements by Grey Wonderer
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=1124
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Sometimes what you wear says quite a bit about you. Frodo and
Pippin both wind up making a big splash at Tuckborough in very unique
outfits. Meanwhile, Pervincia Took tries to avoid a fashion disaster and
Merry meets the new lass in town!

Hu4: Frogs by Lindelea
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=322
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Homesick Halflings teach their Big Folk friends a pub-game from the
Shire.

Hu5: It Was A Dark and Stormy by Pearl Took
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1855823
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Merry, Pippin, and eventually, Sam go on a holiday and find a new
friend.

Hu6: Joy on a Summer Morning by Ellbee
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1486085
Rating: PG-13 suggestiveness
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Legolas and Aragorn indulge themselves on a lazy summer day.

Hu7: Legolas' No Good Rotten Day by Siobhan with inspiration from Cassia
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1212624
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Legolas has a very bad morning and drags his friend Aragorn into
it.

Hu8: Of Dwarvish Ale and Battle Scars by Aratlithiel
URL: http://www.lightindarkplaces.net/ODAABS.html
Rating: PG-13
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: After the Ring War in Minas Tirith - Frodo steals a cask, and
Faramir tastes his first Dwarvish Ale - with unexpected consequences,
including some very... hrm... special limericks.

Hu9: Once in Royal Imladris' City by Orophins_Dottir
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=1102
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Written for the Stories of Arda group's holiday challenge (2003).
Thought I'd get it posted while it's still seasonal. A bit of total nonsense
complete with miruvor eggnog and gilded spiders!

Hu10: Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn_bnw
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=676
Rating: PG
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for
two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Of
misunderstandings, embarrassingly botched scouting missions, and enemies at
home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things always can get worse.

Hu11: Secrets We Dare Not Tell by Coriel
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=1792&cid=7508
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: (A quick bit of off-the-wall humor, a whimsical gapfiller for I
Return. A dreadful "what-if.") Legolas is attending Gimli's personal effects
the evening they both arrived in Lasgalen, when the unthinkable happens...

Hu12: Stop That, You'll Only Hurt Yourselves by AlexCat and Larian Elensar
URL:
http://www.ofelvesandmen.com/Stories/A/Alex/LOTR/A_H/E/ElflordsOnAssignment/
1_StopThatYoullOnlyHurtYourselves.htm
Rating: R implied sex; slash
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: The elflords find all sorts of trouble when they go in search of
another drink.

Hu13: The Eight Companions: A Battle for an Elf's Sanity by Ellipsis
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1075270
Rating: PG innuendo (some slashy)
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Legolas and 7 companions: Tuor, Elrond's sons, Elves of
Nargothrond, & a Balrog-slayer - go on a quest against the Feanorians at the
social event of Valinor for the ultimate prize: an escape from bad fanfic.'
(author's summary)

Hu14: The Ents of Wrath by Bryn (aka bryn_bnw)
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=726
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Into the depths of Fanghorn we go! Merry and Pippin
meet...Treebeard. In which our favorite Elf, Ranger, Dwarf, and Wizard have
a time sorting THIS one out, and we discover why Ents are trees. A bit of
fun nonsense. (Cameos by Eomer, Theoden, Haldir, Rumil, Galadriel, and
Celeborn.)

Hu15: The Jewel in the Crown by Alawa
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=917100
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: The Crown of Earnur receives a final polish on the morning Aragorn
becomes King.

Hu16: The Lady's Gift by Pervinca
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=1617
Rating: G
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: As a cure for his young cousin's boredom, Meriadoc dares Peregrin
to do something rather foolish. Unfortunately for both of them, Pippin
succeeds, and puts both of them in serious trouble.

Hu17: The One Ring Reforged by Cirdan
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1008033
Rating: PG-13
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: This is a very mild humor story about the One Ring. Frodo bumps
into Feanor shortly after fleeing from Boromir. Feanor reforges the shoddily
made One Ring. You'll like Sting's origins.

Hu18: The Romance that Never Was by bryn_bnw
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=840137
Rating: PG
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: Some love stories are warm and fuzzy. Others are just plain
twisted. Short parody on a familiar theme.

Hu19: The Tale of A King by Arwen Imladviel
URL: http://www.henneth-annun.net/stories/chapter.cfm?STID=98
Rating: PG
Romance Partners: n/a
Summary: A King we all know reminiscing about a loss of his.

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