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Check Ballots for Main Category Genres: Humor: General

Discretion (286): Bodkin
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=4025
G, Reason for Rating:
Romance Partners: none
Why do the sons of Elrond express their frustration in the secret
tongue of the dwarves? Do they know what they are saying? Was
Celebrian in the know? Then Elrond was a lore-master. . . whereas
Celeborn was not called 'the Wise' for nothing. Why did Gimli feel the
need to educate Legolas? And what did Aragorn think? Who knew who else
knew? What might the twins then choose to do about it all? Galadriel
was less than pleased with Legolas . . . And the twins are scheming.

Elves Do Skate (135): Caporal
URL: http://caporal.livejournal.com/7258.html
PG, Reason for Rating: Rated PG for mild romantic content.
Romance Partners: Angrod/Caranthir
It's winter at Lake Helevorn, and Caranthir son of Fëanor's
houseguests have nothing better to do than gossip. (PG, implied
Angrod/Caranthir.)

Dinnertime Folly (733): Cathleen
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=4620&cid=18450
G, Reason for Rating: n/a
Romance Partners: n/a
More storytelling fun during the Quest.

Thranduil's begetting day (287): daw the minstrel
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=4516
G, Reason for Rating:
Romance Partners: N/A
Men and Elves gather to celebrate Thranduil's Begetting Day. A cast of
thousands, mostly OC. And, I fear, a descent into farce. My apologies.

Two Snippets (983): Glassadar
URL: http://talechallenge01.livejournal.com/3439.html#cutid1
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
In the first "snippet", Bilbo eludes some visitors, while in the
second Sam worries about some travel arrangements... (written by one
of Tolkien's younger fans)

Revenge is a dish best served cold (297): Lialathuveril
URL: http://www.scribeoz.com/fanfic/story.php?no=2675
PG-13, Reason for Rating: Very slight sexual allusions
Romance Partners: Éomer, Lothiriel
Éomer had faced many tests in his life. When he visited his friend
Prince Imrahil of Dol Amroth he did not realize that the hardest one
might yet be to come.

Humorous oneshot featuring Éomer, Amrothos and Lothiriel

In a Pig's Eye (747): Lindelea
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=3065&cid=13322
G, Reason for Rating: n/a
Romance Partners: n/a
At Rivendell, on the morning after the sliver is removed from Frodo's
shoulder and the long, anxious watch ends, Pippin makes an astonishing
discovery.

Fellowship of the Conkers (880): Llinos
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2627224/1/
G, Reason for Rating:
Romance Partners: N/A
Whilst in Hollin, Pippin finds some conkers! A game between the
Fellowship turns into a contest and the honour of The Shire is at
stake! Although Boromir feels his manhood might be in serious danger too!

How the Eorlings Ride (213): NeumeIndil
URL: http://www.scribeoz.com/fanfic/story.php?no=2089
PG-13, Reason for Rating: General naughtiness in a tavern/brothel.
Characters engage in drinking and implied sexual situations.
Romance Partners: Gamling/F
Poor Merry! Pippin just HAD to look in the Palantir. Now separated
from his cousin for the first time since leaving the Shire, Merry
finds himself feeling rather lonely during his stay in Edoras. He has
no need to fear, though. Company is on the way.

The first part of the series "Nights In Rohan".

Mathom (192): Perelleth
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=4575
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
Erestor has a difficult day trying to keep a Wizard, a Hobbit and
thirteen dwarves away from certain residents during Midsummer
celebrations in Imladris, with Elladan and Elrohir's enthusiastic
support. Meanwhile, Glorfindel only wants a well-earned repose and
Elrond fears for his wine.

New beginnings (815): Perelleth
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=3927
G, Reason for Rating:
Romance Partners: N/A
Settling down -and departing- becomes an entangled -and somewhat
hilarious- family matter in Lindon, during the first years of the
Second Age. Featuring almost everybody: Cirdan, Gil-galad, the
Peredhil, Finarfin, Celeborn, Galadriel, Celebrimbor, Erestor,
Oropher, a host of Teleri, Sindar, exiled Noldor, Noldor from Aman, a
dwarf lord, an irate Telerin prince, a smitten seabird and a
nonplussed Vanyarin heir.

For a cause, a friend, a loved one (120): Werecat
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=3765
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: n/a
Somewhere in Rohan, barn animals discuss the upcoming war.



SubCategory: Genres: Humor: Children

Mine (66): EdorasLass
URL: http://edoraslass.livejournal.com/57242.html
G, Reason for Rating: n/a
Romance Partners: n/a
Boromir is extremely displeased that his infant brother is playing
with his dearest toy.

What Goes Around (188): GamgeeFest
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=2282&cid=14758
G, Reason for Rating:
Romance Partners: N/A
While waiting for company to arrive and watching their children play,
Pippin tells Merry about another family gathering that went horribly
wrong.

Bedtime Story (355): Gandalfs apprentice
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=3881&cid=14953
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
Eldarion's bedtime games surprise the King, and Aragorn finds out that
Legolas is not to be trusted.

Demand and You Shall Receive (159): grey_wonderer
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=2364&cid=17845
G, Reason for Rating:
Romance Partners: N/A
A visit to Buckland gives Frodo a chance to learn a thing or two about
dealing with small children.

Of Squirrels and Stolen Pies (305): grey_wonderer
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=2364&cid=17300
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
Merry finds himself running for cover when his older cousins get him
involved in a bit of pie-stealing. Meanwhile, Pippin is just standing
around minding his own business when all of the sudden...

The Prince and the Pea (158): Karri
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=3737
G, Reason for Rating: n/a
Romance Partners: n/a
Ten year old Estel is led astray by Elf-lords.



SubCategory: Genres: Humor: Fixed-Length Ficlet

My Eyes! My Eyes! (358): Alassante
URL: http://www.scribeoz.com/fanfic/story.php?no=1975
PG-13, Reason for Rating: male nudity
Romance Partners: none
A young Arwen spies on an ellon.



Elfwine (70): annmarwalk
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=3696&cid=14058
G, Reason for Rating: n/a
Romance Partners: n/a
The exuberant young king of Rohan celebrates the birth of his son.

Suspicion (791): Gandalfs apprentice
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=3881&cid=18007
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
Sam does not like that Strider.

Just a Little Shove (798): Inglor
URL: http://www.scribeoz.com/fanfic/story.php?no=2667
PG, Reason for Rating: Talk of shoving somebody off a cliff
Romance Partners: n/a
Glorfindel and Elrond speak of missed oportunities

Gaiety in Gondor (563): Raksha the Demon
URL: http://storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=3580&cid=18067
PG, Reason for Rating: Slight sexual innuendo
Romance Partners: N/A
My answer to the "20 Gay Gondorians" prompt from the 2005 Yule Mathoms
Challenge at HASA - Faramir's attempt to dutifully carry out his new
king's wishes results has unanticipated consequences. Not to be taken
seriously!

The question of being fair (796): Rhapsody
URL: http://www.scribeoz.com/fanfic/story.php?no=2665
G, Reason for Rating: n/a
Romance Partners: n/a
Celegorm overhears a group of maidens on a square in Tirion.

Written for the OSA drabble challenge: Confusion

Call To Arms (857): Space Weavil
URL: http://www.scribeoz.com/fanfic/story.php?no=1796
PG, Reason for Rating: Mild language
Romance Partners: N/A
The Witch King rallies his troops.

17 Cunning Corsairs (244): stefaniab
URL: http://storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=4294&cid=18485
G, Reason for Rating:
Romance Partners: N/A
Corsairs brandishing fearsome cutlasses (and screaming, "Arghhh," of
course) land on the beaches of Dol Amroth?? It couldn't possibly
happen. Or could it?



Fear and Loathing in Middle Earth (407): vladazhael
URL: http://www.scribeoz.com/fanfic/story.php?no=2451
PG-13, Reason for Rating: Drug use
Romance Partners: N/A
Legolas take a stab at gonzo journalism.

Originally written for OSA Drabble Challenge #40 - Modern Style (an
event from Tolkien's world written in the style of a modern author).

And all in evil ended be (122): Werecat
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=3773
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
Not all of Morgoth's minions perished - some survived even the Ring War.



SubCategory: Genres: Humor: Gondor

The Consequences of Curiosity (153): A L Milton
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=4623
PG-13, Reason for Rating: Non-graphical references to sexuality.
Romance Partners: References to Éowyn/Faramir
*one-shot* Comedy. Aragorn has a delicate question for his Steward;
the answer isn't quite what he was expecting. Gen, but with references
to Éowyn/Faramir.

Theme and Variations (784): Gandalfs apprentice
URL:
http://www.henneth-annun.net/stories/chapter_view.cfm?STID=5752&SPOrdinal=1
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
Tolkien meets Jane Austen: Marriage is on everyone's minds in Minas
Tirith after the war. While contending with a difficult, gossipy aunt
and a stuffy servant, Faramir finds out he is to organize the King's
wedding when he joins three Northern Rangers, two Half-Elves and two
Hobbits talking about past, present and future over pipes, ale and
meat pies. Meanwhile, rumors circulate about a legendary Captain from
Gondor's past.

At the Rising of the Moon (846): Linda Hoyland
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2718863/1/
PG, Reason for Rating: non-explicit nudity, mild innuendo
Romance Partners: N/A
Aragorn and Faramir have been through many adventures and trials in
their storied lives. But when Eowyn sends them on a quest to find the
missing ingredient for a Yule celebration, they face a new challenge
which tests their resourcefulness and their dignity. A holiday story.

Bored (779): Make It Stop
URL: http://community.livejournal.com/faramir_fics/1956.html
PG, Reason for Rating: Very brief innuendo
Romance Partners: N/A
A bowl of peas, a blasé Citadel guard, and two stubborn Stewards.
Sometimes the ability to read the hearts of men isn't such a good thing.

Of All the Pretty Little Horses (736): Oshun
URL:
http://www.henneth-annun.net/stories/chapter_view.cfm?STID=5891&SPOrdinal=1
G, Reason for Rating:
Romance Partners: N/A
Eomer and Faramir admiring a Dol Amroth lady.



A Mud Summer Night's Dream (712): SueB
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1804518/1/
PG, Reason for Rating: Battle violence
Romance Partners: N?A
Aragorn, Faramir and Eomer track a band of marauding Orcs into a land
known for dousing rain, waterfalls, and huge slippery mud flats.
Shirtlessness, battles, bathing and some surprises ensue.

Trivial Matters (839): Thundera Tiger
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=4140
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
A bit of inanity cleverly disguised as a vignette in which Legolas
loses his patience, Aragorn makes an unsubstantiated claim, and
Faramir outmaneuvers them both.




SubCategory: Genres: Humor: Parody

Psychodiagnostic Evaluation - Subject: The Lady of Rohan (753): Anoriath
URL:
http://www.henneth-annun.net/stories/chapter_view.cfm?STID=5666&SPOrdinal=1
PG, Reason for Rating: Adult themes
Romance Partners: Faramir and Eowyn
Consultation Request: Patient Name: Eowyn, Lady.
DOB: ??/??/2995.
Date of Admission: 3/15/3019.
Reason for Admission: complex radial/ulnar fracture.
Room: the one with the window that fails to open upon the east.
Date of Consult Request: 3/23/3019. Requesting physician: Healing,
Warden of the Houses of.
Reason for Consultation: questionable mood disorder, please advise.



Ignorance Is Bliss (754): Eggo Waffles
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2334880/1/
PG-13, Reason for Rating: Mild language, allusions to incest
Romance Partners: N/A
Boromir and Faramir raid the Citadel archives in a noble but desperate
quest to discover The Truth. Little do they suspect that they'll spend
the entire afternoon reading crappy fanfiction.

Gandalf's No Good, Rotten, Really Bad Day (146): Gandalfs apprentice
URL:
http://www.henneth-annun.net/stories/chapter_view.cfm?STID=5589&SPOrdinal=1
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
A few things go wrong at the Prancing Pony, and Gandalf tries to
explain to Manwe how it all happened. Alternate Universe humor.

Cacophony (929): Gwynnyd
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=4342&cid=17132
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
Eru creates time. Will he regret it? Written for the Yule Mathoms
Challenge on the prompt "14 fickle Valar".

Frodo's Exciting Day Out (829): Llinos
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2975383/1/
G, Reason for Rating: n/a
Romance Partners: N/A
The Quest was a massive labour, of that there is no doubt. However, in
this little AU version, we see that it pays to have friends in high
places.

Lord of Werewolves (255): Raksha the Demon
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=3580&cid=16017
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
It just doesn't pay to be nice to any other living creature, even if
you're a Dark Lord second only to Morgoth. ESPECIALLY if you're a Dark
Lord second only to Morgoth! A very short story about a very bad day
in Angband.

Hewing Naught But Wood (825): Thundera Tiger
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=4083&cid=15930
PG, Reason for Rating: Allusions to violent acts.
Romance Partners: N/A
During the Battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli makes a statement that seems
to be in conflict with previous events. Now, he's given a chance to
explain himself. Featuring the Three Hunters at their pedantic best
plus a pragmatic Eomer.



SubCategory: Genres: Humor: The Shire

Concerning Hobbit's Feet (828): grey_wonderer
URL: http://www.west-of-the-moon.net/servlet/ReadGenStory?storyID=552
PG-13, Reason for Rating: A bit suggestive but no sex.
Romance Partners: N/A
Pippin is concerned about his future with the lasses of the Shire
thanks to a remark made by another lad. Now someone has to come up
with some answers.

In a Tent Somewhere Near Whitwell or The Truth About Merry (472):
grey_wonderer
URL: http://talechallenge28.livejournal.com/2443.html#cutid1
R, Reason for Rating: Suggestive, mentions of sex and slash sex
mention but no acutal sex in the story.
Romance Partners: N/A
A walking trip through the Shire reveals a bit too much and someone
gets the wrong idea about it all.

Inside Out (636): grey_wonderer
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=2364&cid=14183
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
Pippin makes a wager with Merry but it may not be as simple as it seems.

Strike While the Iron is Hot (234): grey_wonderer
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=2364&cid=15011
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
A summer of pranks at Brandy Hall leads to a series of events that may
just land everyone in hot water before the finish. Pippin, Berilac,
Fredegar, and Merry are all involved in some way but the question is,
'Who is fooling who?'

Merry's Magnificent Yule (211): Marigold
URL: http://talechallenge28.livejournal.com/3619.html#cutid1
PG-13, Reason for Rating: Rated PG-13 for brief nudity and drunken
silliness, including a few misplaced kisses. No slash.
Romance Partners: N/A
It's Yule and poor Merry is missing his true love. He has a bit too
much to drink and Pippin is left to cope with a very drunken cousin!
This is the full and frighteningly unabridged story of what went on
earlier in the night of First Yule, S.R. 1413 in my story Merry Yules
which can be found at
http://talechallenge24.livejournal.com/3480.html#cutid1. Merry is 31
and Pippin is 23. The wonderful song that appears at the end was of
course written by the enormously talented Llinos and I thank her very
much!

A Bad Day Gone Good (229): MysteriousWays
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=4264
G, Reason for Rating: N/A
Romance Partners: N/A
It can be difficult being the youngest in the family. Nibs Cotton,
Rosies youngest brother is not having a terribly good day, or so it
starts. This was written for Marigold's 23rd challenge. Thankyou
Marigold.:)

You Never Know (701): MysteriousWays
URL: http://talechallenge28.livejournal.com/5123.html#cutid1
PG-13, Reason for Rating: For suggestion and innuendo
Romance Partners: N/A
This was written for Marigold's Challenge 28 in which one of the
assigned objectives was to write a story involving "nekkid" hobbits.
Frodo wakes up one day and finds that the world is not exactly as he
left it the night before.

The Unexpected Guest (635): pippinfan88
URL: http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=4718
PG-13, Reason for Rating: Adult humour...naked hobbit. Nothing
graphic, no sex.
Romance Partners: N/A
A familiar hobbit unexpectedly appears at a very special tea party.